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Spurgeon Jolly Face Ugly Christmas Longsleeve

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Price: $49.00
Product ID jollyface-uglychristmas-longsleeve

Does your jolly face resemble the portrait of a 19th century stalwart defender of orthodoxy? We're not sure if Joe Thorn was the first to use the phrase "Resting Baptist Face", but it was definitely humorous inspiration for the new Spurgeon Christmas sweatshirt.

This long sleeve t-shirt is a standard fit, but be sure to check out the sizing chart.
  • Medium weight
  • Standard fit
  • 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly
  • Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/poly
SizeChest Width
(in.)
Body Length
(in.)
Sleeve Length
(in.)
Small182833½
Medium202935
Large223036½
XL243138
2XL263239½
3XL283340
*These are the average sizes for this garment, there is a cut tolerance of 1". However, please note, because every shirt is made by hand, sizing will vary between every shirt.

Tip: Measure one of your favorite shirts and compare it to the size chart. Please keep in mind that shirts can vary up to a 1" of an inch. This is perfectly normal.

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This timeframe refers to how long it takes for your order to ship and does not include delivery time.
Processing time: This item is kept in stock but requires production before it leaves our Florida warehouse.

Delivery time: Transit time begins after the item ships and varies based on the distance of your location from our Florida warehouse.

Processing time: This item is kept in stock and generally will ship within 1 business day of ordering.

Delivery time: Transit time begins after the item ships and varies based on the distance of your location from our Florida warehouse.