Calvinism is a beautiful thing...when we don't ruin it! The cage stage is a phenomenon occurring when the doctrines of grace have entered the mind but not made their way down to the heart. Symptoms of this kind of OCD (Obsessive Calvinism Disorder) may include but are not limited to a disregard for kindness, concerned only with "winning", hyper-critical theological badgering, burning bridges, building walls, hostile antagonizing, and often facial expressions resembling a Nicolas Cage meme.
This screen printed design simulates the look of stitched fabric on a high-quality Independent Trading Company pullover sweatshirt.
This sweatshirt runs a little on the slim side. Be sure to look at the sizing chart. If you are in between sizes, we recommend ordering a size up for a loose comfortable fit. These are printed on the same sweatshirts from previous years.
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Sizing Chart
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| Size |
Width |
Height |
| Small |
19.5 |
26.5 |
| Medium |
21 |
28 |
| Large |
22.5 |
29.5 |
| XL |
24 |
31 |
| 2XL |
25.5 |
32.5 |
| 3XL |
27 |
34 |
Tip: Lay a garment that fits you well flat and measure the width under the armhole, then compare against this chart. This sweatshirt runs slightly slim, so size up for a looser or more comfirtable fit.
