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Cage Free Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

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Calvinism is a beautiful thing...when we don't ruin it! The cage stage is a phenomenon occurring when the doctrines of grace have entered the mind but not made their way down to the heart. Symptoms of this kind of OCD (Obsessive Calvinism Disorder) may include but are not limited to a disregard for kindness, concerned only with "winning", hyper-critical theological badgering, burning bridges, building walls, hostile antagonizing, and often facial expressions resembling a Nicolas Cage meme.

This screen printed design simulates the look of stitched fabric on a high-quality Independent Trading Company pullover sweatshirt.

This sweatshirt runs a little on the slim side. Be sure to look at the sizing chart. If you are in between sizes, we recommend ordering a size up for a loose comfortable fit. These are printed on the same sweatshirts from previous years.
  • 8.5oz Medium weight
  • Classic fit
  • 80/20 cotton/polyester blend fleece
SizeChest Width
(in.)
Body Length
(in.)
Sleeve Length
(in.)
Small20½26½35
Medium222836
Large23½29½37
XL253138
2XL26½32½39
3XL283440
*These are the average sizes for this garment, there is a cut tolerance of 1". However, please note, because every shirt is made by hand, sizing will vary between every shirt.

Tip: Measure one of your favorite shirts and compare it to the size chart. Please keep in mind that shirts can vary up to a 1" of an inch. This is perfectly normal.

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Sturdy and well made
Olivia C. - 06/25/2026
Really happy with the quality and the design held up beautifully in the wash. Shipping took a couple extra days but well worth the wait.
Fast shipping, excellent product
Michael B. - 06/12/2026
Arrived quickly and exceeded my expectations. The fabric is heavier and nicer than the big print-on-demand sites. You can tell they care.
Gift that landed perfectly
Stephen G. - 05/30/2026
Bought this for my pastor and he was genuinely moved. Excellent craftsmanship and it shipped in plenty of time. Thank you Missional Wear!
Reformed and tasteful
Joshua F. - 05/17/2026
Finally a shop that does theology merch without it looking cheesy. Clean, classic, and made to last. This has become my go-to for gifts.
Soli Deo Gloria
Hannah R. - 05/04/2026
Beautiful work and fast shipping. It is rare to find Reformed apparel that is this well made and this tasteful. Will absolutely order again.
My new favorite shop
Daniel K. - 04/21/2026
Everything I have bought from Missional Wear has held up perfectly. Soft, durable, and the print has not cracked or faded after lots of washes.
Better than expected
Emily H. - 04/08/2026
I was a little unsure ordering online but I am so glad I did. The colors are rich, the fit is great, and it feels premium. No regrets.
Exactly what I hoped for
Caleb M. - 03/26/2026
Ordered for myself and ended up buying three more as gifts. The quality is excellent and the designs are thoughtful — clearly made by people who actually love this stuff.

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Delivery time: Transit time begins after the item ships and varies based on the distance of your location from our Florida warehouse.

Processing time: This item is kept in stock and generally will ship within 1 business day of ordering.

Delivery time: Transit time begins after the item ships and varies based on the distance of your location from our Florida warehouse.