Calvinism is a beautiful thing...when we don't ruin it! The cage stage is a phenomenon occurring when the doctrines of grace have entered the mind but not made their way down to the heart. Symptoms of this kind of OCD (Obsessive Calvinism Disorder) may include but are not limited to a disregard for kindness, concerned only with "winning", hyper-critical theological badgering, burning bridges, building walls, hostile antagonizing, and often facial expressions resembling a Nicolas Cage meme.
This screen printed design simulates the look of stitched fabric on a high-quality Independent Trading Company pullover sweatshirt.
This sweatshirt runs a little on the slim side. Be sure to look at the sizing chart. If you are in between sizes, we recommend ordering a size up for a loose comfortable fit. These are printed on the same sweatshirts from previous years.
*excluded from any sale or discount
| Size |
Chest Width (in.) |
Body Length (in.) |
Sleeve Length (in.) |
| Small |
20½ |
26½ |
35 |
| Medium |
22 |
28 |
36 |
| Large |
23½ |
29½ |
37 |
| XL |
25 |
31 |
38 |
| 2XL |
26½ |
32½ |
39 |
| 3XL |
28 |
34 |
40 |
*These are the average sizes for this garment, there is a cut tolerance of 1". However, please note, because every shirt is made by hand, sizing will vary between every shirt.Tip: Measure one of your favorite shirts and compare it to the size chart.
Please keep in mind that shirts can vary up to a 1" of an inch. This is perfectly normal.
